Days of Our Lives Best Lines Friday 12/28/12

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Will: I can't. I got to do some research for my econ paper.

Sonny: That's how you're gonna spend the last day of the year?

Will: Mm.

Sonny: I've fallen in love with a dweeb.

Daniel (in Brady pub, reminiscing with Jennifer): You were--you were right there.

Jennifer: Yeah, I was right there--I remember that. You don't seem like a dark kind of guy.

Daniel: Well, why wouldn't I seem like a dark kind of guy?

Jennifer: Because I just didn't think you were a complete dork.

Daniel: [Laughing]

Jennifer: [Chuckles] Yes, that--that was the high watermark in the history of "dorkdom."

Daniel: Okay, well, you know, you told me your inner child was yearning for a cheeseburger.

Jennifer: Yes, and you told me to channel my energy into darts. I remember.

Daniel: Yeah, I thought maybe--maybe we could, uh--we could do both.

Jennifer: Hmm. Yes... dorkman. Game on.

Kate (to Sonny): And hold the sweetener, because I am still on a sugar high from all that Horton Christmas sugar.

Sonny: I know, right? Those desserts are amazing.

Kate: No, I was talking about the general atmosphere. The Horton's make the von Trapp family singers look like the beastie boys.

Sonny: You know, you love to seem hard-hearted, but I saw you when will and his dad were putting the ornaments on the tree, and there might've been, like, a little tear.

Kate: Really? You think so? Because that was the scented candles that was doing that. [Laughs]

Kate (to Sonny): How much do I owe you?

Sonny: Oh, it's on the house, as long as I can call you "Grammy Kate."

Kate: I hate you very much.

Sonny: Well, you're stuck with me.

Kate: [Chuckles]

Sonny: How about you, Nick? Can I get you something? 

Nick: Uh, some privacy.

Kate: Clearly you weren't away at charm school.

Nick: I made some notes of the things that I'm gonna factor in when I'm deciding between you and Countess W.-- Stock options, profit participation, vacation. It's important to me to spend a lot of time off with my family.

Kate: People in hell want ice water, Nick. I think you need a reality check. Yeah, you're an ex-con with a less-then-ingratiating personality. My company could use you... but I wouldn't push my luck if I were you.

Anne: Well, you certainly take your job seriously, don't you?

Jennifer: Anne, I'm just--I'm just enjoying my day off.

Anne: Oh, yeah, well, I guess if my last name were Horton, I would take as many days off as I wanted too.

Jennifer: You just brighten every corner you're on, don't you?

Anne: And, you know, it is just adorable how you're so helpless at darts, you know? And then the big, strong, unmarried doctor has to help you.

Jennifer: You need to go away right now.

Kate (to Sonny about Nick): [Sighs]

Sonny: You don't look happy.

Kate: Mm. He is one arrogant, little... you provide the noun.

Sonny: I just got to say, once you get to know him better, you'll like him even less. Trust me.

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