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Eric: "Nick and Gabi, you have come here freely to commit yourself without reservation to marriage." You know, so for my first marriage, you know, I've got a pregnant sophomore in college and an ex-con. On paper, it's not really exactly a match made in heaven.

Father Tobias: [Laughs] I don't know, I've seen heaven make some pretty odd matches in my time.

Eric: I think they want to make this commitment. I'm just hoping that they understand what it entails.

Father Tobias: Which is why lots of times we ask a happily married couple from the congregation to be part of one of the pre-cana sessions. The bishop calls them "shining examples." I prefer "war-scarred veterans."

Hope: I just feel, if Brady turned down a date with someone as gorgeous and as smart as Sara, he must really be hung up on Kristen.

Marlena: You mean like a fly is hung up on a spider's web.

Father Tobias: Before you do... I'd like you to tell me how you're doing. More specifically, are you still having nightmares?

Victor: Your mother tells me the treatment on your hand was a complete success and you're back on the surgical rotation.

Daniel: Yeah, that's right, yeah. It took longer than dr. Lewis said it would, but it worked eventually.

Victor: She also told me you saved Jennifer's life...again.

Daniel: Well, yeah, it seemed like the right thing to do.

Victor: And because you don't like to do anything the easy way, you operated on her in that God-forsaken shack the Hortons think is charming.

Daniel: [Chuckles] You know, what's the challenge in operating in an O.R. with surgical instruments? Heck, I mean, anybody can do that.

Victor: Well, anyway, your mother is very proud of you. And I suppose I am, too.

Victor: I'm only insensitive when the situation warrants it.

Daniel: Ah.

Victor: Now, if you'd made any headway with Jennifer, I'd clap you on the back and say "good on you, boy."

Daniel: [Laughs]

Victor: But compared to that string of losers that you've been hooking up with, she is Standard and Poor's Triple "A."

Daniel: Mm, insensitive and insulting.

Marlena: You look like you haven't slept for a couple days, honey.

Eric: Mom. Okay, I was up late last night. I was working on my homily for the Christmas mass and-- [Sighs] I-I'll get a nap in later. What?

Marlena: Do you know how it sounds to me to hear you say you're working on the homily for Christmas mass?

Eric: [Laughs] Well, seeing that I'm related to about 9/10 of the congregation, I figured it better be good.

EJ: So... shall we talk about the elephant in the room?

Sami: Elephant? What elephant? [Laughing] Oh, are you referring to your father slithering his way back into your life? I prefer to think of him more like a serpent, you know?

EJ: He's my father, Samantha. Now, we can talk about the history of all the horrible things he's done, but it doesn't change the fact that he is my father.

Sami: So all is forgiven, forgotten? "Gee, pops, can't wait to find out what you're up to next."

Sami (to EJ):  I am hoping that you're gonna invite me over for Christmas Eve, so we can all stand around the piano. Maybe I could stand next to the woman who tried to murder my mother, wondering if she's poisoned my eggnog, and we could all sing Christmas carols together, and maybe we could let her tuck the kids into bed-- visions of sugar plums as she helps them go to sleep, telling tales of her time in the big house.

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