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Sami: [Laughs]

EJ: What?

Sami: You--I mean, come on. We are introducing a new lipstick, okay? Lip. Stick. You make it sound like you're negotiating peace in the middle east.

EJ: Don't laugh at your boss, especially not to his face.

Sami: [Laughs] Your problem is that people don't laugh in your face enough. You're missing the joie de vivre.

EJ: Let me tell you something, Samantha. In the cutthroat world of lipstick, there is no place for joie de vivre. Oh. Speaking of the joys of life.

John: I think this is for you.

Kristen: Well, this is a surprise.

John: Hope I'm not interrupting, but this is for you.

Kristen: I think I'm supposed to beware of ex-lovers bearing gifts.

Dr. Lewis: Look at that hand not shake.

Kayla: It's amazing. Can I put him back on the surgery rotation, like, uh, this afternoon?

Dr. Lewis: Why not? If he can do an appendectomy with, uh, what was it, a grapefruit spoon, I'd say he's good to go. Happy slicing.

Sami: So you really aren't mad about me planning Gabi's wedding?

EJ: Uh, no, I'm not. Look, I may be a little bit humorless when it comes to business, but I'm not a complete curmudgeon, Samantha. I think only a complete curmudgeon might object to you planning Gabi's wedding. I mean, she's family to you, isn't she?

Sami: Well, yeah. Still.

EJ: You and I working together is more like a partnership, you know? And I really value that, and I want you to be happy in what we're doing.

Sami: Wow.

EJ: So to that end, if you need to go and take some time to plan a wedding, then you should take some time to plan a wedding.

Sami: Okay. I mean, the truth is the girls, hope and Gabi, were sort of hoping to meet up with me to talk about the wedding this afternoon.

EJ: So what are you waiting for? Go on. Skedaddle. Plan a wedding. Tell Gabi "mazel tov" from me.

Kristen: I don't understand what--what's happening.

John: You mean why my son is sending you gifts? Yeah, I wondered the same thing when I found this.

Kristen: So you decided to deliver it personally?

John: Well, we're a full service agency.

Kristen: I don't understand what--what's happening.

John: You mean why my son is sending you gifts? Yeah, I wondered the same thing when I found this.

Kristen: So you decided to deliver it personally?

John: Well, we're a full service agency.

Sami: It's not good for you to keep it all in like this, Aunt Hope. You should, you know, really tell me what you think.

Hope: Okay, I will. That trusting EJ again is--oh, my gosh, what is that word? Oh, it's on the tip of my tongue. Idiotic.

Sami: Well, thank you for chiming in on my personal and professional life in one fell swoop.

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