Days of Our Lives Best Lines Thursday 11/29/12

Days of Our Lives Best Lines Thursday 11/29/12

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Eric: Hey, what is all this?

Sister Margaret: Well, you asked for the parish's quarterly financial activity, Father.

Eric: Yes, I did, Sister Margaret, but I was kind of hoping that it would come on one piece of paper, kind of like a spreadsheet.

Nicole: Let me give you some advice. If you want to be well-liked in this town, do not try to railroad Jennifer Horton.

Eric: You know, I think I know a way to get your mind off your problems. Why don't you come and work here?

Nicole: Me? Working in a-- in a church?

Hope: Well, someone showed up with a lot of experience, and, uh, was looking for a job.

Kayla: What?

Roman: What, you hired somebody?

Hope: I think she's going to work out, too. Although, I have to admit, she's a little bossy. Maybe a lot.

Caroline: Why not? You want something done right, you've got to do it yourself.

Eric: I'm not asking you to become a nun. It's the parish. They're looking for a secretary.

Nicole: A secretary?

Eric: Yeah, how's your typing?

Nicole: Sucks.

Eric: Your shorthand?

Nicole: Nonexistent.

Eric: Great.

Eric: In the convent.

Nicole: [Laughs] That's-- are you making that up? Are you trying to make me laugh again?

Eric: No, I'm serious.

Nicole: You want me to live with a bunch of nuns?

Eric: Well, there won't be a lack of company.

Nicole: You know, as hard as it is to pass up living with a bunch of nuns who have taken a vow of chastity, next to my ex-lover, who is now celibate, I am going to make the difficult choice to let that opportunity go by.

Eric: There's not going to be a lot of opportunity for you in Salem.

Nicole: You would be surprised at how much money that EJ is willing to fork over just to be divorced from me.

Eric: I'm not saying you have to be a church secretary for life.

Nicole: Well, that's a relief.

Kristen: Oh. Well, I doubt if this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship, but it is kind of nice to be in the same room with you without having you attack my character. You know, you can be a little scary.

Brady: I work on that for hours every day in front of the mirror. Listen, uh, Kristen, since we're going to be on this church board together, it might be a good idea if we learned how to get along. You know, for everyone's benefit.

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