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Kristen: You know one of the best things about being out of your orbit, Father?

Stefano: Mm?

Kristen: When you glare that glare at me, when you don't get what you want... it doesn't scare me anymore.

Stefano: Sit down. That did not come out right. [Chuckles] I, uh, meant to say "Please".

John: When you said Will was seeing someone, did you mean him? Dude... you can do a hell of a lot better than this guy.

EJ: [Sighs deeply] How about a toast? To... my father... who made me what I am. To love. Ha! To love... though Samantha might have something to say about that, I suppose. To future generations, Nikki. Oh, I know. Why don't we drink to misery? To misery.

John: You know, why don't we all go to Chicago and pick up a Bears game?

Marlena: That's a wonderful idea.

John: Yeah.

Marlena: I think Will was just sitting here thinking, "Wow. I'm going to see Grandma and John. Maybe we can double date together soon."

John: [Groans]

Stefano: And here I was, determined not to get off on the wrong foot.

Kristen: You might want to avoid giving me direct orders.

Stefano: [Sighs] As if anybody could make you do what you don't want to do.

Stefano: The whole family is coming apart.

Kristen: Well, we were never exactly The Waltons.

Sami: Of course. Of course, everything is going perfect, and stupid Nicole rears her ugly head and ruins everything.

Will: Hey, Grandma, what do you think would happen if--if we were all happy at the same time?

Marlena: [Laughs] Oh, my gosh. Oh, what a concept.

Stefano: Haven't I made it clear that the family is in tatters?

Kristen: So we are, what... circling the wagons... all hands on deck... even the ne'er-do-well big sister?

Sami: Get out, okay? Just--just leave.

EJ: Well, that would completely defeat my purpose in coming here.

Sami: I think you should go. Hasn't anyone ever told you not to drink and drive, anyway?

EJ: Nope. Maybe. [Laughs] Oh, come on. I thought you'd be happy at the prospect of me wrapping myself around a tree.

Sami: Yeah, well, that goes without saying.

EJ: So, the famous reconciliation hit quite a snag. You didn't make it past your first date, did you? [Laughs] Well, as the French would say, quel dommage.

Sami: If you're here when Rafe gets back, he's gonna kill you. Do the French have a saying for that?

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