Days of Our Lives Best Lines Friday 8/24/12

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Gabi: I'm okay, I'm okay. I-I-I love you. I love you, too. Are you okay? What's going on with you?

Rafe: No, I'm fine, I'm fine. It's just, you know, same ol', same ol'.

Gabi: Okay.

Rafe: Running down leads, fighting crime, arresting my ex-wife.

Sami:  He's been arrested for "fleeing the jurisdiction," but he didn't commit a crime because Stefano's not really dead, so how could there be a jurisdiction?

Will: I'm sorry, did you just say Stefano's not really dead?

Sami: The whole thing makes my head hurt. And, you know, I never sleep well in jail. I mean, I just lie there and think.

Will: Well, there's always something that you're not telling me, so we're even. You go first, though. You're mad at Rafe.

Sami: I didn't say that.

Will: Well, you said he was worse than ever.

Sami: Well, he threw me in jail. And in his defense, he was very polite about it, I guess.

(About Stefano)

Kate: No one knows where he is. He left the hospital of his own accord without telling anyone.

Chad: Well, why would he tell anyone? I mean, what the hell would we have to talk about? "Hey, cool, you're not dead. How 'bout those cubs?"

...

Chad: When I was younger, I would--I wished my parents were more interesting. Careful what you wish for.

Melanie: [Clears throat] Don't be nice to me.

Maxine: I have no intention of being nice to you.

Melanie: I'm serious. I want everything to be the exact same way it has always been, between us as well.

Maxine: Well, it sure feels the same, you coming up in here, getting all in my face. So do you intend to work or are you planning on standing there, giving me attitude?

Will: Rafe.

Rafe: Glad to see you're not in jail like your mother.

Lucas: That son of a bitch is still alive.

Kate: Don't call him that.

Lucas: I can't believe it. I had such high hopes this time. I really did.

...

Lucas: Why is it never anyone that you like that comes back from the dead?

Kate: And then I found out that he left town without telling anyone, except he left Chad a note.

Lucas: Oh, well, that was big of him, nice guy.

Gabi: Well, you didn't have to, but that just goes to show what a real gentleman you are. And it also proves that what they say is true.

Will: What? Which is?

Gabi: That all the good ones are either taken or gay.

Kate: In love? Because that's what it is. I'm in love with Stefano. I always will be. I would go down on my knees if that would get him to forgive me.

Lucas: Whoa, enough with the visual, please.

Kate: Okay, you know, you are on thin ice with me.

Lucas: Well, you know, he didn't marry you, Mom. He bought you. So if you go back to him, what does that make you?

Kate: Gee, I don't know, Lucas, a whore?

Victor: You know what I said before about doing anything for you? If you'd like McAllister to meet with an accident in prison, that could be arranged.

Brady: No.

Gabi: So last night, I was wondering if you might have been rethinking your, um--

Will: Oh, if I was straight? Or bi or...something? No, just...pretty completely gay.

Gabi: Okay, so, I mean, sleeping with me last night again was...confirmation. Wow, you really know how to make a girl feel good about herself.

Kate: No, of course, you did. That's what you meant. The both of you have made it very clear what you think, so let me tell you now what I think. I know exactly what I'm doing. I know what I want and I know what I need, and as god is my witness, I will be with Stefano again.

Billie: Well, every family has its ups and its downs.

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