Days of Our Lives Best Lines Thursday 5/3/12

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Kate: Your assistant told me that you had meetings lined up wall-to-wall today.

Ian: Obviously, that's the good thing about being the boss. You get to duck a meeting any time you feel like it.

Lexie: Father's going to need you, Chad.

Chad: He has a son he wants. He doesn't need me.

Hope: Thank you. Sometimes it's handy to have a woman around.

Bo: [Groans] I'll drink to that.

Carrie: Does--does the security system have a motion detector on the roof?

Rafe: Well, if it did, we wouldn't be standing here talking about it now, would we?

Bo: Hey, big brother.

Roman: What the hell is a nice guy like you doing in a place like that?

Bo: Just lucky, I guess.

Roman: Okay, have you tried cutting the circuit breaker that controls the security system?

Bo: [Scoffs] We talked about that, but we don't really know what would happen and don't want to find out the hard way.

Brady: Not even going to say hello?

Kate: I said hello to you yesterday. Doesn't that count?

Shane: Yeah, I hear you've gotten yourselves into a spot of bother. Let's see if we can get you out of here, shall we?

Rafe: Is this the same Shane I shared a jail cell with in South America?

Shane: If your name is Rafe Hernandez.

John: Donovan, it's Black. Can you talk us through disarming this thing?

Shane: Well, if I can't, the ISA has wasted a lot of time and money on training me.

Kate: Hmm. Well, you and Madison can walk off into the sunset together now.

Brady: Yeah, but the problem is when I think of Ian, the phrase, "man who keeps his word," doesn't exactly pop into my head.

Kate: Oh, I see. That must be so deeply disturbing for you since you are such a steadfast and straightforward man, right?

Madison: Wait a minute. [Scoffs] I walked in on you and Kate. You're kidding me.

Ian: Are you really that thick or are you in denial? Besides, you know how I look when I'm in love.

Madison: Oh, Ian, it's just so romantic. I mean, back when I was hanging on your every word and bringing you your slippers, you were having an affair with her. And now, wow, you two lovers: Are getting a second chance. It's--I'm just--I'm all choked up.

EJ (to Chad): And Alexandra's proven it's possible to be a loving member of this family and still disapprove of it 98% of the time.

Roman: Damn! Damn, am I glad my sister picked you. Damn it. I don't know what the hell we'd have done without you.

Shane: Roman, the pleasure is all mine.

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