Days of Our Lives Best Lines Monday 3/26/12

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Nicole: (to Rafe) All right, I know that you feel crappy about ending your marriage. That's natural. But I know Sami. And listen, a part of you is gonna be relieved to have that cup of crazy out of your life.

Lucas: I tracked Sami down. You'll be happy to know she's a wreck.

Kate: More so than usual?

Daniel: Easy-peasy, that's 'cause you're in your first trimester. Now how long do you think you can, uh, keep this condition a secret, just for the record?

Nicole: Thank you for reminding me that soon I will look like I could be a contestant on the Biggest Loser.

Spencer: Well, that's unfortunate, because you'll be living there for as long as it takes to get the goods on Stefano.

Billie: Wait, you want me to move in with my mother? I will need hazard pay for that.

Marlena: I don't have the answer for you.

Will: You know... feelings suck, Grandma.

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