Days of Our Lives Best Lines Friday 3/16/12

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Sami: Hey, Kate. Oh, uh, I'm just out of it. Uh, the flight was kind of crazy, and, um, now I have a new sympathy for sardines.

Billie: (Kate tells Sami that Billie is now working for the company in Salem again) Mom, come on, I told you, I don't want to make waves. Let's just make this easy.

Sami: No. It doesn't bother me at all. I mean, please. I mean, it's just nepotism. It flourishes in Salem.

Kayla: Did you just text Chad?

Melanie: Uh, maybe. He should've been here by now.

Kayla: You know, call me old-fashioned, but that little black box right there... it does more than just text, surf, and tweet. I mean, this isn't really common knowledge, but you could actually talk to somebody on that.

Lucas: (to Will) You know, I'm sorry to say this, but I don't care what you want right now. I'm your father, and I say that this so-called job ends here and now.

EJ: Is that from Father Knows Best, or was that from The Waltons?

Lucas: (to Will) He's blinding you to what's ahead. Just a matter of time before he has you committing arson, or maybe even killing someone. Is that what you want?

EJ: I don't think Samantha would be alive if that was the case.

Lucas: (about Will) [Clears throat] I know you blackmailed him into this.

EJ: [Snickers] Ah. Well, that does explain why you're in a bit of a snit, I suppose. I mean, after all, you did move heaven and earth to protect William when he shot me. Even went as far as to turn yourself in for the crime. Let me ask you something about jail, if you don't mind. What was harder? Was it--was it doing the time, or was it having to fend off all of those gentleman callers?

EJ: William, I'm letting you go. You're free to do whatever it is that you wish to do.

Will: Seriously?

EJ: Yeah. Oh. [Clears throat] You can keep the car as well. And keep the apartment if you want to. I'll even keep quiet about your homicidal tendencies.

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