Days of Our Lives Best Lines Monday 11/28/11

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Quinn: (to his employee about Kate’s product line) Great, and you should try to up-sell the product based on what each service provider recommends. After a massage, a facial, a--

Madison: Snow job?

Madison (complaining about Quinn’s spa using Kate’s products) Seriously? [Sniffs] Ah, this stuff could choke a horse. That's the quality of product you want to offer to your public? Really? Really?

Kate: Is that all you have, Madison? Oh, and you should pick out some countess Wilhelmina foundation to cover up that green as envy skin tone of yours.

Kate: Try? No, no, I succeeded. I did steal it from you.

Madison: When Johnny was missing.

Kate: No, after he was found. I'm a multitasker.

Quinn: (Quinn leaves Madison arguing with Kate in order to take a phone call) Sorry about that. I was half expecting to see one or both of you with your eyes clawed out by now.

Kate: (Quinn is giving Kate a sample of the new spa services by massaging her hand) You know, given your past employment, I hope I'm not going to have to hear about "happy endings."

Kate: [Laughs] You were hitting on me, weren't you?

Quinn: You're a very beautiful woman.

Kate: What is this, 1970? Are you Warren Beatty?

Jack: Ah, look, I know. I know--I know I should talk to somebody. I told Jennifer that. I'm not in denial here. It's just me and therapy... ah...

John: (about Marlena) Yeah, I know. My shrink lives with me.

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