Days of Our Lives Best Lines Monday 9/12/11

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EJ: Look, Kate, I understand that all of your weak and ineffective sons have left town. Please don't think you can draft me into that position. Here's an idea. Why don't you run along to the hospital, put a big smile on your face, and enjoy the fact that Chloe then is in a coma. And for once, as far as I can tell, you had nothing to do with it.

Kate: EJ, you need a wife to soften your image.

EJ: (referring to Nicole) I have a wife. Remember?

Kate: I said a wife, not a tarantula.

Kate: All I can say is it's a good thing that I wasn't chewing; otherwise, you would have had to Heimlich me.

EJ: Ohh, the opportunities we miss.

EJ: You know, Kate, you may be one of the most cynical people that I've ever met.

Kate: Oh, EJ DiMera, that is quite a competition.

EJ: We all like to be loved, Kate. Even you.

Kate: Aww. But you have to admit that you, uh, have been looking for it in all the wrong places. I mean, really, having a go at it with Sami? I mean, just the thought of that is, just...well, frankly, it makes me not hungry. And--and then Nicole, well, maybe you would have had a chance there. I mean, rattlesnakes do mate for life, don't they?

Kate: You're witty, you're erudite, you're--you have a very attractive accent. And you're handsome. You're very wealthy. You're everything a woman should want...except human.

EJ: [Laughing] You make it sound like that's a drawback.

Kate: I know I'm no saint. That is what made me such a good match for your father. But women like me don't come around very often.

EJ: Thank goodness for that.

Bo: Your eyes are as sharp as they are beautiful.

Hope: I, um... I don't believe this behavior is appropriate in the workplace.

Bo: Well, why don't we wrap things up here and go someplace where we can be really inappropriate?

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