Days of Our Lives Best Lines Tuesday 5/31/11

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Stefano: Ah, there you are. Why the hell don't you answer your phone?

Lexie: Because I have a job. If I answered the phone every time you called, I'd be on the unemployment line.

EJ: (upset that Nicole forced Taylor to leave) Go to hell.

Nicole: You first.

Lexie: You do know that EJ's going to be devastated when he finds out Taylor's gone, don't you?

Stefano: Oh, he'll get over it.

Lexie: Your empathy knows no bounds, father.

Maggie: Is it ticking or--I know, you dipped the stems in arsenic, didn't you?

Vivian: Oh, Maggie, you shortchange me.

Maggie: Uh-huh. Is that even possible?

Vivian: Now wait a minute. Wait a minute. Listen. I just need a little time. I came to bury the hatchet.

Maggie: In my back?

Vivian: You see, I had all this time while I was in the sarcophagus, which I know you can relate to, to contemplate my life and put things in perspective.

Maggie: Really? And yet you didn't figure out that it was stupid and pathetic to just randomly visit people who can't stand the sight of you?

EJ: Out! Nicole: I will get out! But not because you ordered me to. But because you disgust me. And if I have to spend one more... minute in your presence, I will be praying to the porcelain god.

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