Days of Our Lives Best Lines Wednesday 3/23/11

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Nicole: (EJ is texting Allie to tell her about Johnny’s enjoyment at seeing the Velociraptor at the museum) You can spell that?

EJ: I'm texting. Who spells?

Rafe: [Scoffs] Will I? Am I gonna get better?

Al: Not on my watch.

Jennifer: (Daniel offers Jennifer a job at the hospital) You know what? Is this because I'm a Horton?

Daniel: No. It's 'cause Lexie thinks you're tenacious. I seem to think that you're a pain in the butt.

Stefano: Ohhh. I see you are in a lovely mood.

EJ: I'm sorry, Father. You know, if I'm bad company, maybe you should just replace me with somebody else. That always seems to work out very well, doesn't it?

Brady: (discussing how to save money without firing people) No, but you're getting flak from people that are saying, "Ah, she only got her job because she's Brady's girlfriend."

Taylor: I'm not your girlfriend, so--

Brady: (jokingly) You are my girlfriend. You can check your contract. It's in there.

EJ: I just had a little chat with my son. It appears he is not alienated with you, but enamored by you. And then I talked to my father, who tells me that Samantha is worried to death about you. That tells me you've screwed up rather royally.

Rafe 2: [Chuckles] You know somethin'? You and your old man, you guys got this same sound bite.

Stefano: (about Rafe 2) Well, I think he is, uh, unbalanced, of course. But we have to keep him at the top of his game, huh? And if you tell him that you're gonna turn him into a vegetable, well, I think there's somehow, I don't know, that's unsettling, don't you?

EJ: Speaking of vegetables, Rafael Hernandez is totally secure, yes?

Jennifer: (Jennifer tries to set up Carly and Daniel but they both resist) Uh, yeah. But she was really nice about it. Do you hate me?

Daniel: Oh, no, it's always fun going back to junior high school.

Jennifer: [Gasps]

Daniel: [Gasps mockingly]

Jennifer: That's so mean. It's accurate, but it's really mean.

Taylor: Right, an all-nighter, how fun.

Brady: You a popcorn or chocolate girl?

Taylor: Popcorn. Wow, accounting and snack foods. Brady, this really could be fun.

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