Days of Our Lives Best Lines Thursday 3/12/09

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Victor: (about Chloe) So she still doesn't know that you're not particularly thrilled about the idea of this wedding.

Kate: [Chuckling] Not thrilled? I would go at her with a machete before I would let her say "I do."

Kate: (about Lucas) No. I have no idea of what he's gonna do when he finds out. I have no idea of how it's gonna affect his self-esteem.

Victor: Oh, he has some?

Victor: (to Kate about Chloe) Listen, humiliated is better than being married to her. Hell, botulism is better than being married to her.

Kate: (about Chloe) I know. I know. I know. I'm back to the old strategies. I'm going to have to arrange a way for him to discover the truth, and then I'm going to have to make sure that I am sympathetic and shocked. I don't know, Victor. I think it might just be less exhausting to shoot her.

Victor: Now think about it, Kate. You shoot her, she just suffers for a moment, whereas you can arrange for her to live the rest of her life in sorrow and humiliation.

Kate: Oh, you always know exactly what to say to make me feel better.

Rafe: Yeah, it's nice to meet you. Heard a lot about you.

Will: Great. I love FBI agents knowing all about me.

Rafe: Well, I'm not an agent anymore, so [Chuckles] Don't worry, kid. It's, uh -- it's all good stuff. She's real proud of you.

Will: Well, she must have been making stuff up, then.

Sami: Never mind will. He has his father's sense of humor.

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