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Dr. Rolf: (reprimanding Sami for barging in the door angry and yelling while the twins are sleeping) Der Kleine Kinder -- Der Ausschlafend.

Sami: Oh, right. Sorry, Rolf.

Dr. Rolf: Bless their little hearts. Oh. I keep forgetting. (faking an American accent) Um Hey, the kids -- they're cool.

Sami: I have had it, Rolf. My husband is a two-faced, sneaky, lying, slut-chasing jerk, and I have had it.

Dr. Rolf: I see.

Sami: You know what? The good news is I am not bonded to him for life. I mean, we have a child together, and I understand that, but that doesn't mean that I have to like him.

Sami: You know, you're right. I should just ignore all of my emotions.

Dr. Rolf: Well, with the exception of the one emotion which will never steer you wrong -- fear. It is the most effective survival technique to which one must always succumb.

Sami: You really have a way of cheering people up, Rolf.

EJ: (Sami refuses to believe that EJ and Nicole didn’t sleep together in the gym’s steam room) Samantha, I have absolutely nothing to gain by lying to you.

Sami: Well, you had nothing to gain by sleeping with Nicole, except for maybe a communicable disease, but that didn't stop you.

Sami: (confronts EJ about trying to get Lucas released early) So it's true. Why the hell are you trying to help him get released? What? Out of the goodness of your heart? 'Cause, of course, you would never have an ulterior motive.

EJ: As a matter of fact, Samantha, it is out of the goodness of my heart.

Sami: And I'm an American gladiator.

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