Days of Our Lives Best Lines Monday 4/21/08

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Sami: (Sami complains that EJ is only reprimanding her for the public argument with Nicole) And why am I the one getting the lecture?

E.J.: Because you're my wife.

Sami: Be very careful how you use that word…

E.J.: Now, you listen to me. Hey. Don't question my priorities. My priorities are to you and those children. That's why I took this job in the first place. I don't have any other income, Samantha.

Sami: A job, yes. Working for the devil, no.

Daniel: (describing how Chelsea was a better patient than a tough football player) Yeah. And this guy -- he could hold his own with anybody out there on the field. But you show him a little needle, and [Clicks tongue] Nighty-night.

Chelsea: Well, he better pray that he never has to get an I.V.

Daniel: Yeah. Well, that would be the day that I call in sick.

Steve: (Ava has Steve and Kayla and Hope and Bo tied up back to back while she and Angelo step out of the room to talk) I'm really sorry about this, guys.

Bo: Man, if I hear you say that one more time --

Steve: What are you gonna do, tie me up?

Sami: [ Scoffs ] You think I'm jealous of Nicole Walker? How could you even suggest that?

E.J.: Well, I mean, she's very attractive.

Sami: Oh, yeah, in comparison to a basset hound.

E.J.: (sarcastic) Right. You're not jealous. No, of course. Silly.

Sami: (about Nicole) Of her and her 12-year-old boy's body?

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