Days of Our Lives Best Lines Tuesday 4/10/07

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Marlena: To tell you the truth, I'm very angry about the way you treated John.

Steve: Yeah, I had an inkling. The last time I saw you, you, uh, sprayed me with mace -- twice. You jumped on my back. You stuck me with that big, old hypo, like I was some kind of wild animal escaped from the zoo, which, come to think of it, I guess I was.

Philip: (explains to EJ that he’s set up the security system so their viewing can’t be detected) One of the I.T. Geeks at Titan showed me how to hide the spyware so no one could find it.

E.J.: I guess that brings a whole new meaning to the term "spyware."

Marlena: I could sure do without your sarcasm.

Steve: I'm sorry, but you tell me I was brainwashed like it's news to me. What other news you got? Did the Titanic go down? Is Elvis really dead? I'm talking about the real dude -- the king.

Marlena: Good. Then the first step is accepting the fact that you are helpless.

Steve: What? What are you talking about? What is this, "screw loose anonymous"?

Steve: (Steve mocks Marlena’s suggestion of deprogramming) Absolutely. But, uh, we don't have much time.

Marlena: Why?

Steve: Well, we got to start right away because in just a few days I'm supposed to put on my running shoes, lie down on the bed, and get beamed up to the mother ship.

E.J.: (A contractor calls Bo to warn him about E.J. and Philip being at the house) Don't take your time. We may have a problem. The painter is still hanging around outside. I saw him from the upstairs window.

Philip: The world's only responsible contractor.