Days of Our Lives Best Lines Friday 3/9/07

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Sami: How did you know that I was here?

Celeste: Well, a church is not a place one ordinarily expects to find Samantha Brady.

E.J.: Kayla. To what do I owe the pleasure?

Kayla: You know why I'm here.

E.J.: Unfortunately, my crystal ball is on the fritz.

Dr. Kraft: I have no doubt. In the meantime, I'd like to ask you a few questions.

Steve: My name is Steven Earl Johnson. The year is 2007. Our president is a dude who calls himself "Dubya." I have one eye, 10 fingers, and I love my mommy. Are we done?

Sami: (to Celeste) So, E.J. decided he wants to turn my child into the bad seed? Maybe that's why he picked me after all 'cause he figured my kid would already be halfway there.

E.J.: Kayla, your own husband just tried to kill you.

Kayla: No, excuse me. That was you.

E.J.: Oh, I see. With my brainwashing, right? My mind control. I should really quit working here. Maybe I should take my show on the road to Vegas. I hear you can make a fortune as an illusionist.

Celeste: That's your specialty, isn't it, Samantha?