Days of Our Lives Best Lines Thursday 9/14/06

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Jennifer: (Jack and Jennifer wake up tied to a pole and Jennifer is asking where they are but Jack can only state that they are obviously in a woodshed) Thank you, Jack. That really narrows it down. Ow!

Jack: I'm sorry I can't be more specific. Our assailants weren't exactly the chatty types.

Jack: How can you possibly manage to fall asleep in the middle of being kidnapped?

Jennifer: We were in a trunk. It was dark. I have a lot of practice. You know that.

Jack: I'll give you that.

Frankie: (Frankie tries to convince Abby to get Caroline and Shawn Sr. to alert help that Jack and Jennifer are missing but Abby believes they ran off together on purpose) Then humor me. Please. Just tell them. They'll know what to do.

Abby: Yeah, right. They'll send the Brady posse out.

Jack: (Jack and Jennifer stumble upon a cabin they think looks like the one they had Abby in) It looked like it, but, of course, the inside looks like it's gone through a little remodeling. What would you say about the decor?

Jennifer: I think I would call it "Ma and Pa Kettle Gone Wild."

Jack: Or maybe "Antique Roadshow on Play-doh." See, I mean, I can be funny when I want to.