Days of Our Lives Best Lines Friday 9/8/06
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Jack: (Jack tosses a picture of his replacements husband in the trash) Right. Well, uh, I'm so sorry, Mary Sue. You're just gonna have to move over and you, too, skip. [Thud]
Jennifer: Chip. His name's Chip.
Jack: But do you think I would let you write an ongoing piece about some fleabag, rundown horse unless I was madly in love with you from the moment that you walked into the newsroom?
Jennifer: That's why you hired me?
Jack: You never figured that out?
Jennifer: I thought it was because I was good.
Jack: Oh, you were good.
Philip: Hey, Shawn, it's me. Listen, I just want to let you know, in case you hadn't heard. The police brought in a suspect, and they think she's responsible for the bogus DNA test.
Shawn D.: No, I haven't heard. Is it anyone we know?
Philip: Uh, yeah. Actually, you know her like she's your sister, because it's Chelsea.
Jack: (Jennifer put Jack's award on the shelf by Mary Sue's desk so everyone can see it and remember him) Well, thanks. Uh, thanks... although, uh, I mean, nobody can see my name on it. They're probably all gonna think it's Mary Sues Ferraro award.
Jennifer: Well, not if they read her column, they wouldnt.
Jack: I wouldn't know. I only read the obits... looking for my name.
Sal: I was good friends with Jack's daddy -- his real daddy, Duke -- back in the good old days.
Sal: San Quentin.
Mimi: Of course, I don't think Claire is Shawns, unless there was some kind of immaculate conception.
Belle: Well, people have accused me of trying to be a saint...but I'm far from it.
Max: Number one -- her prints were probably on that report because she works in the file room of a hospital. And number two -- why would she even want Shawn to think that he's Claires father? It doesn't make any sense.
Philip: Chelsea does a lot of things that don't make sense.
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