Days of Our Lives Best Lines Thursday 8/31/06

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E.J.: Right. Forgot about that. Hmm. Okay. We've had quite an adventure today, haven't we?

Sami: I just hope that Officer Peters pays for making me almost miss my wedding now that I think about it, he was doing me a favor, wasn't he? Who would have thought that getting caught in a rainstorm and having to wait it out in an abandoned house and getting thrown in jail with a bunch of prostitutes would turn out to be the highlight of my wedding day?

Mimi: Shawn and Belle don't think they ever had sex, so how could Claire possibly be his?

Bonnie: I still can't believe that they don't remember doing it. I remember the worst time I ever had in my life, and that was 15 years ago. I digress.

Marlena: (Marlena walks by as Eve is snuggling up to John) Hi, there. This must be the girl you've been dating. Nice to meet you. I'm Mrs. John Black.

Bonnie: (to Mimi) [Sighs] Look, honey, if I wanted to commit an act of terror, Philip Kiriakis' sperm isn't the first place I'd start.