Sami: Well, aren't you quite the international man of mystery? E.J.: Oh, please, nothing could be further from the truth. My life is an open book. (E.J.'s towel slipped off and he flashed Sami) I mean, you know, considering how we met, I certainly don't have any secrets from you now.

Sami: (E.J. claims his car is the love of his life) You didn't answer the question. Is there a woman? And I don't mean an inanimate object.

Shawn D.: (Mimi comes up with a plan to work around their ban on sex following in vitro) Wow. When you said there were other ways, I had no idea you were so creative. Mimi: You know what they say, though. "Necessity is the mother of invention."