Hope: (Hope, Bo, and Zach are playing Go Fish and Bo is complaining because he is losing) [ Laughs ] Daddy thinks he's a real card shark. Bo: Well, this just isn't my game. Zach: We can play gin rummy next. Bo: Gin rum-- gin rummy? Hope: Gran taught him a little side game. Bo: Oh, my good--

Sami: All right, don't get testy with me. I'll behave. Austin: I'll believe it when I see it.

Zach: (Chelsea is feeling overwhelmed about sharing her first Christmas with the Bradys instead of the Bensons) Don't worry, Chelsea. You're my big sister now, and I love you.

Lucas: I had no idea the rolling stones were in town. Carrie: You like them? Lucas: Like them? When I was little, I used to tell everyone I was Mick Jagger's little brother.

Bo: (interrupts Max and Chelsea kissing) Eggnog, anyone? Max: It's your mistletoe, bro. Bo: [ Chuckles ] And my daughter, too.