Days of Our Lives Best Lines Thursday 11/17/05

Days of Our Lives Best Lines Thursday 11/17/05

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Sophie: It's okay. Were you able to get the information, you know, to blow them out of the water?

Lucas: Not yet, but I will, and when I do, my beloved brother and his two idiot sidekicks -- they won't know what hit 'em.

Alex: After we were married, I died.

Marlena: You died?

Sami: It is hardly perfect for us. And how dare you show up at my apartment with some sob story about how you're living at the "y" when you had a key to this place the whole time.

Jack: Oh, please. [ Chuckles ] If anything happens to me, you'll be the first to know, all right?

Sophie: [ Sighs ] You never know. They say love is blind.

Lucas: You kidding me? Not with that guy's money. Love's got 20/20 vision.

Lulu: Um, would you excuse me a minute? I just need to use the little girls' room, okay?

Lucas: Nah, you're not gonna pull a Houdini on me, are you? You just relax, all right? Don't worry about it. I'm not gonna tell Hans about your little secret, providing you do me a small favor.

Lulu: What secret? I have no idea what you're talking about.

Lucas: I think you do. I'm holding the Diamond Divorcée in my arms. Isn't that what they call you?

Lulu: The "Diamond Divorcée" -- Lucas, is this some kind of joke?

Lucas: Oh, no. No joke, no joke. Tell me, do you have monogrammed towels from all your marriages?

Lulu: I'm sorry. I think this dance is over.

Lucas: No, it's not over, Miss Lulu Weiner-Kleinfeld- Giuseppe-Fujimoto-Martinez- Polowski... should I go on? It's just so hard to remember all 15 filthy rich husbands you've had.

Lulu: So? I fall in love easily.

Lucas: It seems you fall out of love even easier. Isn't that right? But I gotta give you credit. You don't kill your husbands. You just divorce them and then wait for your attractive settlement, right?

Lulu: Ever single one of those men was so miserable before I met them. I just brought a little sunshine into their drab lives.

Lucas: [ Sarcastically ] Oh, really? You are such a wonderful person for doing that.

Nicole: Oh, come on, Sami. You should be happy that you're getting your apartment back. Unless...

Sami: Unless what?

Nicole: Well, you think you're gonna miss me.

Sami: [ Laughs ] No.

Sophie: Um, and I know how crazy you are about lulu, but may I give you a little advice?

Hans: Excuse me?

Sophie: Just one word -- prenup.

John: I think that's a bunch of B.S.

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