Mickey: You know, I think I know someone who might be able to fill in for tonight.

Maggie: [ Gasps ] Oh, goodness, you do? Who is it?

Mickey: You're looking at him.

Maggie: Oh, Mickey, you don't know anything about --

Emily: A double scotch on the rocks.

Mickey: You see? It's easy.

Maggie: I don't know.

Mickey: Scotch. You just got to keep the faith, baby. That's bartender talk.

Nicole: Well, well, well, what is this -- one-stop shopping? Get booze and legal advice all at the Chez Rouge bar?

Maggie:  You have the titan reputation behind you, and you have a secret weapon.

Lucas: What kind of secret weapon? The fact that Sami and Nicole are on the other side -- that's my weapon?

Nicole: Yeah. This drink cost me 12 bucks.

Roman: 12 bucks? You gotta be kidding me. What the hell's in that thing -- gold?

Nicole: Even better.

Nicole: Buy me another one? You mean sit at the bar with Roman Brady? Are you serious?

Roman: This offer won't come again. Going...going...

Roman: You know what, Mick? I'm gonna have a beer.

Nicole: A beer? What is it with men and beer? It tastes like sneakers, and it gives you a beer gut.

Roman: No beer gut here.

Nicole: This is true. So, tell me, what is it? Is a Cosmo too girly for a he-man like you?

Nicole: Yeah. Oh, wow, that -- that is charming. Here you are alone with a beautiful woman sitting at a bar, and you look at your watch.

Roman: You know what, Nicole? I have almost arrested you a couple times.

Nicole: Yeah. And I'm willing to have a drink with you, so I really don't see what the problem is.

Roman: [ Scoffs ] This thing is red.

Nicole: Yes. It's very colorful. Try it.

Roman: Uh-huh. Okay.

Nicole: Cheers.

Roman: Cheers. Damn. Damn, that thing packs a wallop. No wonder you like it.

Nicole: What, since I'm such a lush, you mean?

Roman: You're the one that said it.

Nicole: [ Scoffs ]

Roman: Wow.

Nicole: Uh-huh. You like it.

Roman: You know what? That is not bad...for a girly drink.

Nicole: Well, I was just thinking, "what is it like to be Roman Brady?" Your daughter's always in trouble, and your son never visits you anymore.

Roman: You saw to that.

Nicole: Whatever. You know, I just -- you have no woman in your life, and I was just starting to feel sorry for you.

Roman: I really don't need your pity...but thank you anyway.

Sami: [ Sighs ] I loved you so much. I still do. But I think we've run out of chances, and you dumped me. And now I'm going to burn you.

Sophie: And I'm definitely not ready to become a stepmom. But we can go back to your place and fool around all night long anytime.

Nicole: Captain Roman Brady of the Salem police department -- powerful, well-respected, and goes home alone every night.

Roman: How do you know I go home alone every night? Nicole, my, my, have you been spying on me?

Nicole: You just have that look, that's all -- that "I've just been whipped by bitchy ex-wife" look.

Roman: What, you think I'm made of money?

Nicole: Well, we've already established that you have no one to spend it on, so stop complaining.

Belle: A part of me still loves him.

Mimi: What part of you? Can we get more specific? Your big toe, your pinky finger, your heart, your soul?

Mimi: I will definitely fight for Shawn.

Philip: That's great, Meems. You go, girl.

Sami: Just you and a bottle of vodka -- how romantic.

Nicole: You know what? Actually, I'm not here alone. I'm here with a hot guy who's buying me one Cosmo after another. You'd think he was trying to get me in bed.

Sami: He knows it only takes one.

Nicole: Yeah, whatever. We'll see. You should come by and visit. It's someone you know.

Sami: Who?

Nicole: Your daddy.

Nicole: Oh. I thought you ran out on me.

Roman: I did. I came back for the Cosmo.