10 Things that Thorne Forrester has To be Thankful For
By Bethany
1. That he didn't actually sleep with Kimberly. You should be grateful. If
he had actually had sex with her that he was drunk. That seems to be a
good defense but in Thorne's case, he didn't do anything at all. Alcohol
has that effect sometimes.
2. That the press hasn't eaten him more alive
than they have because of the Kimberly fiasco.
3. That Sally Spectra
hasn't demanded a shot gun wedding by now. I guess she has been too busy
with Thorne's brother Rick to start on Thorne yet.
4. That Adam hasn't
come back to town and literally killed him yet over Macy's "death" and the
Kimberly fiasco.
5. That he still has a job at Forrester. I am surprised
that he hasn't been fired. Of course it helps when the 51% owner is in
love with you.
6. That Kimberly didn't get pregnant, oops, that's right he
didn't do actually do anything, say it again Kimberly, he never actually
made love to you girl.
7. That Brooke doesn't usually cook her own
Thanksgiving dinner. If she does manage it this year, I sure wouldn't be
going anywhere near her if I were you, Thorne. Do you remember Lorene
Bobbitt?
8. That despite the fact that you have a sex goddess that is
"madly in love with you" living next door, and the "love of your life"
won't have anything to do with you, and your family disowned you, you are
still alive and breathing and that is more than we can say for poor Macy.
That is assuming it was her that the Spectra's buried. I say the jury is
still out on this one and until the truck drivers family produces either a
body or a live female relative of theirs, I still say it ain't over til
its over.
9. That Macy wasn't driving your car the night of the accident.
After all you were married at the time and she could have been if she had
been so drunk earlier that she couldn't drive to Big Bear.
10. That next
year according to the experts, is the true Millennium and just think,
Horny Thorny, you will have an entire century to muck up instead of one
lousy year. Think of the possibilities...
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12/23/10
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