Top Ten Things
to do with a Forrester heir!
By Jackye
1. Have the teenage mother abort the child then leave
town.
2. When the child is stillborn, bury it in the
desert.
3. Take your cousin's baby and pretend it is a
Forrester.
4. After you find out about the switched baby, give the
child back to it's real mother.
5. When the real mother dies, claim the child is
yours.
6. Have your step-mother get a court order demanding
that the child and it's guardian live with you.
7. When the real mother's husband gains custody, find
the real father and offer money for him to sign over custody to you.
8. Try to kill the child, first try to talk mother into
a 2nd abortion then put illegal
abortion drug into her tea.
9. Pretend it isn't your child/grandchild/relative,
agree to never let anyone know of the child's true paternity by claiming
the child is by a sperm donor.
10. Have a baby sitter watch all 3 of your kids, do not
mention or bring them to see their father, except when he is,
unknown to you, thinking of his child that his ex-girlfriend is
carrying.
Page updated
12/23/10
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