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B&B how to claim a baby that isn't yours
By Bethany
1. The first rule in claiming a
baby that is not yours is to be sure that you
are somehow related, be it cousin, husband of the mother, or ex-husband
of
the cousin.
2. Always stand your ground. No matter what anyone or any documentations
says, the child is yours, no matter what. Do not be afraid to pull out
all
the stops here.
3. If a female relative has gained control over a child that you are
trying
to claim is yours, all you have to do is propose to her. Who knows? You
might
get lucky and she may marry you. Even if you have divorced her once
before.
4. If you can't handle the situation on your own, go to Stephanie. She
can
get a judge to sign anything whether the situation merits it or not.
This is
one sure-fire way to get the child under your roof.
5. If you have somehow been undermined and you need help to accomplish
getting the child back from Stephanie, go to Sally Spectra. This is
particularly helpful if you happen to be her son and she is trying to
settle
the score for her toasted daughter.
6. Never underestimate the competition. Rick will stop at nothing and he
has
more money that you do, C.J. Of course, you have one advantage, you were
married to the mother before she died so you are the child's
step-father.
7. Rick, all you have to do is pull out the birth certificate. Look man,
whose name is listed there as the father? Yours is, it doesn't matter
that
neither you or Amber are actually his parents, the written word is law
and it
is on your side here.
8. Amber, if I were you, I would take the low road. The more mess you
stir up
here, the worse it is going to get. Have you forgotten that your real
son is
buried somewhere in Furnace Creek?
9. Stephanie, I have one question for you, what are you exactly trying
to do?
Are you trying to help Rick, Amber, Little Eric, what? You have done
everything but kidnapped that child to get him back under the Forrester
umbrella and was willing to kill your own grandchild because you didn't
like
the mother. How can you decide who is important and who isn't? Do you
have an
instrument that tells you or what?
10. Biological father, I know that you are out there somewhere. Just
where is
the 64,000.00 dollar question. Literally. If you want big bucks,
just show
up now at the Forrester estate and tell them that you are Becky's
ex-boyfriend. I bet they couldn't do enough for you.
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12/23/10
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