Ten occupations that these
characters could do if Forrester Folded
By Bethany
1. Ridge-He could open his own sperm bank
and in no time at all, a thousand Little Ridges
could be roaming in LA for the daughters and sons of
the less fortunate.
2. Brooke-She could open her own house of
lust, commonly known as a whorehouse. Her specialty
would be families with numerous male members that
she could entertain.
3. Kimberly-Catch her fast, Brooke.
She is probably the only 19 year old virgin roaming around in your neck
of the woods. She could prove to be a real asset at least once.
4. Stephanie-She
could become a lawyer and judge in a few years with her contacts
and this would surely take the scum off the streets because her judgment
is swift and painful. Just ask Thorne.
5. Thorne-If you are in need
of the village idiot, here's your man. Court jester might work for him
too.
6. Taylor-This woman needs to turn in her
license and go into modeling or some other field
equally suited to her beauty. Beauty she has, brains,
are you kidding?
7. Eric-What to do with Eric, are you good
for anything at all? Your wife walks all over you
and I haven't seen you do a decent days work in
since forever. I know, you could be the poster boy for all
the henpecked men in America.
8. Rick-Line up girls, if you have a baby that you don't know who is the father, here is your guy. He
will claim any baby that he can get his hands on. He
also has a friend, CJ, that can help you also if you
prefer the tall dark type.
9. Amber-You need to go to Genoa City
and hook up with Rose De Ville. The two of you could make a killing in the black market baby scene.
10. Morgan-Since you long to carry a baby, maybe you could become a surrogate and hire some girls to
work with you. Who knows, if a few years, you could
take the money you have made making other women
happy and buy another house of fashion and hire the Forresters.
Then you could be the one to tell them to all go to hell.
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12/23/10
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