The Ten Commandments of Living in LA By Bethany
1.Do not sleep with Eric Forrester.
His wife Stephanie will try to kill you,
humiliate you, dump you into a pool, or other wise make your life a living
hell.
2.Do not sleep with Ridge Forrester. His mother Stephanie will try
to kill
you, humiliate you, and otherwise make your life a living hell.
3.Do not sleep with Thorne Forrester. The guy has some screws loose. He
has tried to kill his brother Ridge for sleeping with his wife, and now he is
involved with Ridge's ex-wife. Be leery of the fallout.
4.If you have ignored commandments 1,2 and 3, just remember that I warned you. If Stephanie has a stroke, make sure to get a second opinion.
She has already had 3 and is still kicking and breathing so maybe she is faking a
little.
5. If you are pregnant, you can assume that you will give birth in the
Forrester cabin, in the middle of the desert, or you will "die"
in the middle
of the delivery, go to heaven only to be brought back to deal with the
kids, dirty diapers and midnight feedings.
6. If you give birth in the middle of the desert and your child dies, do
not
under any circumstances allow your mother to talk you into bringing back
another child to LA to pass off as your husband's.
7. If you ignore commandment 6, get the mother a better job than you have,
send her to Paris, and when she comes back demanding her baby back, let her
have him so that when she dies, she will give him back to you along with
her husband.
8.If you are Brooke Logan, be afraid, be very afraid.
9.If you are Thorne Forrester, look out if your sister-in-law suddenly dyes
her hair, moves next door to you and starts wearing your deceased
wife's
clothes.
10. If your sister is killed in an auto accident that you blame her
husband
and his lover for, gas light him to thinking that you are your sister and
then move in for the "kill."
Page updated
12/23/10
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