B&B Best Lines Wednesday 7/22/09

The Bold and The Beautiful Best Lines Wednesday 7/22/09


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Whip: Nice publicity stunt marrying Jackie. Yeah. Oh, cougars are in, and, you, boy, did you capitalize on it. Well done, my friend. Well--

Jackie: Um, um-- Mr. Jones, it wasn't a stunt. Owen is my husband.

Whip: Oh, I'm sorry. Yes, of course. Well, but there are husbands, right? And then there are...husbands.

Owen: What's that supposed to mean?

Whip: Well, don't take offense. It's--just giving you props, buddy.

Owen: Well, if you want to congratulate me on my marriage, then fine, but don't call it a publicity stunt. Jackie and I are for real, you got that, my friend?

Jackie: You want to feature me in the new ad campaign?

Nick: What exactly are you thinking?

Whip: Uh, let's see. Think, uh... think cougar-licious. (Growls)

Nick: Oh, God. Do I have to?

Whip: You know, on the prowl with Jackie M.

Nick: No, no. Hold it. Hold it. Hold it. Hold it. Hold it.

Whip: Oh, come on, Nick. Your mother--look, your mother is hot, all right, and she's got it all. She's got the sweet piece of arm candy. She's got success. She's got money. And she's incredibly sexy. She's got tons of sex appeal. Look, the party starts when this diva arrives. All the women want to be her, so let's show them how. And the best way we can do that is with her trademark. Okay, boys, bring it in.

Nick: Oh, God.

Whip: Look, this is--this campaign is gonna be so much fun-- over the top.

Nick: Everything my mother does is over the top.

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