Space Bug’s LA Buzz
September 2 - 12, 2003
of the Week:
to Macy: “Why are you still here?”
Stephanie to Eric: “The place has just been stacked with Brooke’s
to Clark: “I’m not just going to sit here and watch the happy harlot
to self: “I’ve officially entered an alternate universe.”
Well, well, well, what a wonderful ten days it’s been
friends. I really don’t know how things have gotten to where they are
now. My god, Amber’s in the hospital, Deacon has custody, Brooke and
Ridge are back together and now are running Spectra, excuse me, Logan
Designs... how has all of this happened so quickly? Especially when
some things, like everyone finding out that Shelia was back last
spring, Ridge’s paternity, and Macy being alive took for ever! I
guess that it just goes to show you that soaps can evolve as slow as
evolution, or as quickly as it takes Brooke to re-bed (or office?) a
Ok, I decided to combine last week with this week,
because pretty much, they were very connected... obviously. Ok, who
didn’t see Amber and Rick losing custody? Come on; please tell me
that no one was surprised by this? However, as far as surprises go, I
was momentarily taken in by Sally’s act. I would have thought that
Brooke taking over her company really would have given her the big one
for sure. But, that would have made it way to easy for everyone to
play the Brooke Logan blame game... that’s only fun when it’s a
possible but very strung out connection. (Like it being Brooke’s
fault that Macy can’t have kids because she messed with her and Thorne
before she was in that accident that inevitably led to her losing her
uterus. Again, I believe it, but it’s almost like playing the Kevin
note... can we play the Kevin Bacon game with a B&B cast member?
Hmmm... I bet we can! Ok, let’s use my favorite, Bobbie Eakes.
Bobbie was in an independent film called “Charlie’s War” with Lynn
Redgrave. Lynn Redgrave was in “The Next Best Thing” with Madonna.
Madonna was in “A League of Their Own” with Tom Hanks. Tom Hanks was
in “Apollo 13” with...Dun Dun Dun Dah! Kevin Bacon! It can be done!
Ok... I digress...
Amber is insane. She has gone completely nuts. Ok, I
totally understand why; I mean, I felt so sorry for her when she was
having the flash backs of losing her two babies while she was driving
almost over the cliff, but she’s got to learn how to control herself.
And you’ve also gotta love the fact that she has an Uncle Joe and an
Aunt Tilly. Are we sure that this is California and not Kentucky?
And now it’s time for me to vent about my Macy. WHAT IN
THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU GIRL??? Macy, honey, sweetie, no one
will ever love you as much as I do (god I sound like Thorne), BUT SHUT
UP! PLEASE, JUST SHUT UP! And for once I agreed with Rick and
Bridget when they repeatedly asked: ‘Why are you still here?” That
was a good freaking question. Wouldn’t you think that Macy would have
hulled her little but out of that house as soon as Deacon left? Come
on, first of all, Rick isn’t her brother-in-law at the moment, and
secondly: Spacy, did you forget that you’re in Brooke’s house, and
although she’s having a little romp on the floor of Ridge’s office,
SHE’LL BE COMING HOME EVENTUALLY! (PS: I hope that someone comes in
to mop that floor.)
Oh, and I’ll be the first to admit that Brooke had a
right to be pissed at the fact that her nemesis was standing in her
living room, but her whole thing about Sally being in the hospital was
wrong. That’s her mother for crying out loud! I understand the whole
bitching about the company and the kid, but you don’t kid someone that
their mother who had a massive heart attack less than a year ago that
she’s in the hospital. That was not a very nice thing to do.
And another thing: Macy, why would you go into Amber’s
hospital room and bitch her out right after she’s freaking woken up?
Why would you do that? (Actually, why did anyone even let her into
the room alone?) But, however dumb, excuse me, Macy isn’t dumb, she’s
Spacy... let’s try this again. No matter how Spacy she was acting, it
didn’t compare to Amber’s insanity. She Mike Tyson’ed her! I guess I
could see spitting at her, or pulling her hair, or attempting to hit
her, but biting? Come on, even Sammy’s dog doesn’t do that! And on
the ear? Why not on the finger, or hand, or arm? Reaching up to the
ear would have taken way too much effort for me.
Another thing too... Can someone please tell me again how
Macy got involved with the kids? Oh, and when I say kids, I mean Rick
and Amber and, oh hell, and let’s throw Deacon in too. First of all,
it’s not a too far fetched idea that Macy could be the mother to all
of them. (After all, Rick is actually only like 10 years old,
right?) Wouldn’t you think that she’d be tired of playing all of
these stupid, childish kid games? It really is ridiculous that the
writers have developed this whole plot to being with. Macy is the
only adult in this whole situation (all be it, she isn’t acting like
it), and this is simply a waste of her time.
And I know that I say this every time, but I love
Samantha! I absolutely love her! She and Brooke will be great
enemies, I can sense it already. Sammy is just so cute! And she did
do a great job with Stephanie’s office. It’s the female version of
Oh, and poor, poor Nick. How in the hell did Brooke pass
him up for “Forrester”? Is she insane? Nick is HOT!! And he’s
sweet, and he’s not going after her because she’s his only living
“soul mate”. Come on, do you honestly think that any of this would be
happening if Taylor were alive? GOD I MISS HER! (PS...Hence why
Amber is so nutty now... she needs someone to talk to, and Taylor
would have been it. Amber can’t really go to Stephanie for help about
this CRAP cause guess what... Macy was an actual daughter-in-law,
she’s been one longer, and actually, I think that Stephanie likes her
And let’s talk about Budge for a minute. It’s about time
that she got a plot other than Rick’s little puppy dog running around,
acting like she’ll crumble if she says a word to Deacon. Oh, and I’m
not a hospital regular, but did any one notice that Bridget was the
only nurse/doctor not wearing scrubs? What’s up with that? Is Budge
to good for Scrubs? (And I’m not talking about the TV show either).
Ok, now to Brooke and Ridge. I understand how excited
the “Bridge-ies” are, but their whole thing at the press conference
was so rehearsed. I’m surprised that we didn’t see the a guy holding
poster sized cue cards for Ridge so that he was sure not to mess
anything up. And how did I guess that Stephanie would come into the
room at that precise moment? Because it wouldn’t have happened any
other way...that’s why.
damn sick of all of this!!! Please, someone, ENTERTAIN ME!!!!!!!!!
one more round of the Kevin Bacon game. Ok, we all remember Macy’s
MD, Doctor Sanders? Well, I just heard that that actress also played
Jennifer Aniston’s Doctor on Friends when she was pregnant for Emma.
Jennifer Aniston was in “Picture Perfect” with....who else but Kevin
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