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By Bethany

1. Never assume that anything with Steinbeck attached to it is in jail, dead, or unable to hurt you.

2. Before you allow yourself to be arrested for a crime that you didn't commit, make sure that Margo is on the force and not in a state of suspension so she can help clear you. 

3. Never get involved with Jack Snyder. He has an incurable disease called Carlyitis.

4. If you ignore commandment 3, never hide faxes and the fact that you knew about the whereabouts of the carrier of Carlyitis. 

5. Never trust the blond bimbo that worked with your husband. If you were stupid enough to let her help you plan a surprise party for him, you may be in the surprise of your life when she finishes with you. But then again, why should you worry about it, you aren't the real McCoy anyway. 

6. If by some stroke of fate that you have an identical twin that you didn't know about and you find her, make sure that she doesn't have the same birthmark you have so that when your dumba** husband sleeps with her, he will be able to tell the difference between the two of you. 

7. If you happen to be related to Lucinda Walsh, you are on your own. I have nothing that will out top her to tell you to do to her. 

8. Never go to John Dixon for anything. you might end up impregnated by him or worse. He could steal you child and you might not find out about it until the child is older than you were when you gave birth to it. 

9. If you are Rosanna Cabot, never assume that Carly can't have her baby before the appointed deadline even though she is due a month from then. She can do it with 30 seconds to spare. 

10. Don't try to get married more times than Lisa or John. Liz Taylor tried it all ready and she is suffering from more aches and pains than anyone in Hollywood.

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