As The World Turns Best Lines Thursday 8/26/10
PLEASE CLICK TO DONATE TO OUR SITE!!!!
Provided By Eva
Reid: Hey, Goldilocks, did you use my toothbrush?
Reid: Somebody used it. I don't think it was Jacob.
Katie: What makes you think someone used it?
Reid: Because it was in the right slot, facing to the right. I always keep it in the left slot, facing to the left.
Katie: Why would you do that?
Reid: 'Cause I'm a rigid, methodical person and it comforts me.
Katie: You are stranger than I thought.
Reid: Now I have to sterilize this thing.
Katie: I know what probably happened. I bet Chris used it by accident.
Reid: [Groans] Why would Doogie be brushing his teeth in this house?
Katie: Why do you think, Reid?
Reid: Did he stay here? Did you sleep with him?
Katie: Brain surgeons are smart.
Paul: She's with Henry.
Will: You know that for a fact? You saw her?
Paul: Oh, I saw more of her than I wanted to.
Will: She's all right?
Paul: She's better than all right. She seems satisfied.
Emily: Yeah, I think he's trying to tell you that Barbara and Henry spent the night together.
Paul: Spent the night together. I could burn horrible images into your brain.
Will: Hmm. Sounds primal.
Paul: Thank you, Sigmund.
Emily: Will you stop? It's just sex.
Paul: She's our mother.
Will: You know, a shrink would have a field day with you. Uh, let's get out of here. Can I take some of this for you?
Henry: Barbara and I are in love, and we are getting married. Now, you can either get on board with that, or you can get the hell out of the way!
Emily: Can we just take it down a notch, please? You misunderstood him.
Henry: Did I?
Emily: Yes, you did. If you marry Barbara, of course we're gonna be happy for you.
Henry: We are getting married. There's no ifs about it.
Paul: Okay, Henry, why now? Really, what's the rush?
Henry: I -- I don't know, Paul. Maybe because I almost just lost Barbara.
Paul: Exactly. You've both been through a very traumatic situation. Don't you -- don't you think that you should take a -- a moment and kind of collect yourselves before you make a major life decision like this?
Henry: We've waited long enough already.
Paul: But you didn't wait though, did you, Henry? You married a Swedish girl.
Henry: Oh, my god! I -- I already admitted that that was a mistake! What -- what is it with you? Why -- why can't you let your mother be happy for once?
Paul: Because I don't think my mother really even knows how to be happy! But I'm pretty sure that long-term, it's very unlikely that she will be happy with you.
Henry: You really are his son.
Paul: When you two had this relationship on the side, this secret thing that you were doing, that was one thing, okay? But you get married, and all of a sudden, you're gonna be dealing with the public. You're gonna be -- you're gonna have to deal with other people.
Henry: We don't care what other people think. We don't care what other people think.
Paul: Well, maybe you don't, but my mother does. She's a lot more conservative than people think. And when people start whispering about you're half her age, about how you're her stepson --
Henry: I am not her stepson.
Paul: You are going to hurt my mother, Henry, deeply.
Henry: You don't know her at all.
Paul: I know her a lot better than you think that you do. It's a whole can of worms. Henry, don't open the can of worms.
Henry: Paul, Paul, take your can of worms and shove it.
Back to The TV MegaSite's ATWT Site
Try today's ATWT transcript, short recap or detailed update!
We don't read the guestbook very often, so please don't post QUESTIONS, only COMMENTS, if you want an answer. Feel free to email us with your questions by clicking on the Feedback link above! PLEASE SIGN-->
HELP SUPPORT THESE GREAT CAUSES!
Main Navigation within The TV MegaSite:
Home | Daytime Soaps | Primetime TV | Soap MegaLinks | Trading