ATWT Best Lines Monday 1/25/10

As The World Turns Best Lines Monday 1/25/10


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Judge: Seems you've run into some trouble in Oakdale, Dr. Oliver.

Reid: What I've run into is a confederacy of idiots -- lots and lots of idiots, with a couple of jerks sprinkled in. Your doctors went to clown college. Your cops are dumber than rocks. And that's a -- that's a medical diagnosis. I didn't steal any car, okay? All I was trying to do was to get to the airport so that I could get back to Dallas. I was strong-armed into coming here by one Luke Snyder, who was one of the jerks that I mentioned. When I didn't agree to operate on his boyfriend, he had me arrested and detained. And now whatever chance I have of getting on a flight today is ruined. So look, I'd appreciate it if you could just save us both a lot of aggravation. Let me have my cell phone back so I can at least try to book a seat on the next flight out of this town that -- time forgot.

Judge: Are you telling the court you're leaving Oakdale, Dr. Oliver?

Reid: As fast as I possibly can, your honor. Yes, if I could flap my wings and bust through your ceiling, already be on my way.

Judge: You realize you've just told me you're a flight risk?

Reid: Are you kidding me? Where am I? What is this horrible rabbit hole that I've fallen down?

Judge: You're remanded into custody until trial next month.

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