ATWT Best Lines Tuesday 11/10/09

As The World Turns Best Lines Tuesday 11/10/09


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Hunter: Oh, I can't believe I did that. What is wrong with me? It's like I was raised by wolves.

Maddie: What are you talking about?

Hunter: I -- I don't know. I get within like 50 feet of a human being, and it's like I'm completely clueless. I mean, I want to say, "Let's be friends. Let's hang out. Let's get a drink. So how does it come out, "let's make out?"

Maddie: Why don't you just say, "You want to hang out?" Instead of what you did say?

Hunter: I don't know. Oh, my God. I'm sweating. My palms are itchy. My knees are shaking. My heart's, like, busting around like it's gonna burst out of my chest.

Maddie: Maybe you're having a stroke.

Hunter: Only it happens every time. My brain shuts down, my mouth starts moving, and the next thing you know, I'm saying something stupid.

Maddie: Okay, look, don't beat yourself up over it. Everybody gets nervous.

Hunter: Do you?

Maddie: Yeah, sure.

Hunter: What do you do?

Maddie: I picture whoever I'm talking to in their underwear. Okay, no, don't -- not here.

Hunter: Oh, oh, hey, I didn't. I'm sorry, I swear.

Emily: What are you talking about?

Hunter: Your romantic advice.

Emily: Oh, Maddie. How did it go?

Hunter: How do you think it went? It was me talking to a girl.

Emily: Mm. I'm guessing not well.

Hunter: It couldn't have gone worse.

Emily: Come on! He just wants to do some research!

Paul: He just wants to get his hands on my father's millions.

Emily: No, I didn't get that.

Paul: It's millions. There's gonna be bloodsuckers crawling out of every sewer.

Emily: You know what? Scientists do this all the time. What -- what if this is one of them? They -- they find these -- these exotic plants from all over the world with medicinal value. This could be it!

Paul: The fungus of youth?

Paul: Yeah, you know, I know a guy who knows a guy who can sell you a bridge. Why don't we go upstairs? I'll tell you all about it.

Emily: That's the best offer I've had all day.

Paul: All right.

Emily: [Gasps] Look! It's -- it's real. It's real. What are you doing?

Paul: I'm looking for batteries.

Emily: You saw it with your own eyes.

Paul: Yeah, well, I've seen magicians pull rabbits out of hats. I've seen my own father come back to life, more than once.

Emily: Why are you being so negative?! He's not asking us to buy anything. He just wants us to fund his research, which I would be -- I would be happy to monitor myself. And if it turns out that this is -- like this is real, we could do something really good with this. And if I'm wrong, then -- then you get to say, "I told you so."

Paul: I told you so. Just getting it out of the way now. Come on. You really want to do this?

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