ATWT Best Lines Monday 8/31/09

As The World Turns Best Lines Monday 8/31/09


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Emily: Are you sure you have enough closet space in this place for me?

Paul: Yeah. Well, not really. I don't know. I'll throw away all of my clothes if it'll make you stay. So, uh -- what do you think of all of this, huh?

Emily: I think it beats living with my mother. So, tell me one more time, how much do we love our paper?

Paul: That's your reason. "Beats living with my mother." That's why you're moving back in with me?

Emily: No, babe. I moved back in with you because you have 1,000-thread-count sheets and maid service.

Paul: Well, and?

Emily: And you gave me a bunch of money to start a paper.

Paul: And?

Emily: There's something else about this place, but I can't remember (Paul kisses Emily) What it is. It's on the tip of my tongue. That's what I'm talking about.

Audrey: What about ray and the money?

Paul: Did you get called in for a command visit, too?

Audrey: Oh, don't you dare speak to him, you sneaky little money grabber!

Henry: Mom, come on.

Emily: Paul, what the hell was that all about?

Paul: James brings out the best in everyone.

Audrey: Here, here, here, here, here! Put him down. Put him down. Careful. Ow! Ow! Okay. Look, look, look. I have rope. We can tie him up. Here.

Henry: Do you always carry rope around in your purse?

Audrey: Well, you know, a girl's got to be prepared!

Mr. Hansen: Cheeseburger.

Audrey: Oh!

Henry: He's not gonna stay unconscious forever, Mom.

Audrey: Right, right, right. I brought something to gag him.

Henry: Those are panties!

Audrey: Well, they're clean! He has to have something in his mouth!

Henry: I demand that you stop talking!

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