ATWT Best Lines Wednesday 8/5/09

As The World Turns Best Lines Wednesday 8/5/09


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Henry: Have you ever tasted antifreeze before?

Jay: Audrey, what's going on here? Your son, does he have some issues, or what?

Henry: No, no. I am fine. My mother is the sociopath of the family.

Audrey: My son thinks that I am a serial killer and you -- you are my next victim.

Henry: You wouldn't be laughing if you were turning blue and convulsing on the floor!

Jay: Just be careful. I might laugh myself into unconsciousness here.

Audrey: No worries there. We do have a defibrillator in the lobby.

Henry: I am trying to save your life here.

Jay: Gee, thanks.

Henry: You've got to understand. My mother is like a black widow, okay, and she lures her suitors into her web, and then she snuffs them out and sashays off to find new prey.

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