ATWT Best Lines Friday 5/15/09

As The World Turns Best Lines Friday 5/15/09


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Craig: You know, this cup of coffee should be on the house.

Janet: Why? Did you do something special I don't know about?

Craig: Something extraordinary.

Janet: I'm almost afraid to ask.

Craig: But you should.

Janet: All right, fine. What did you do?

Craig: I agreed with your husband.

Janet: What?

Craig: Mm-hmm. Turns out Jack was right. I was wrong to give that money to Parker from his trust fund.

Janet: Get out!

Craig: Mm-hmm. I never should have let him try to buy himself some happiness. I can see that now.

Janet: Well, good for you.

Craig: I don't get any points at all?

Janet: It's a little late for your insight, Craig, because that flashy little sports car has made it, what was it? 50,000 times harder for Jack to try and help Parker get on with his life.

Craig: I wish for another cup of coffee.

Janet: You're not gonna think it's so funny when it happens to your kid.

Craig: What does Johnny have to do with this?

Janet: You don't think that he's gonna be Parker's age some day? And with this attitude you've got going on right now, you're in for a world of trouble because kids need guidance. They need boundaries. And you'd better make damn sure they know why they're there, otherwise you're gonna end up raising a confused, scared little boy who acts out every time things don't go his way.

Craig: So you think that's what's missing in Parker's life -- boundaries?

Janet: To say the least.

Craig: I agree with you. I agree with all of you. In fact, I have seen the light and the error of my ways, and I am fully aware that what Parker needs is for us to get him off the road and back into school.

Janet: Drink this. You're giving me a headache.

Craig: See? Wishes do come true. The coffee.

Lily: Don't think you pulled one over on me. I know what this is about.

Holden: What did I do?

Lily: Your sudden change of heart. You couldn't be more obvious.

Holden: I saw how excited meg was. I realized that it was a good cause, and I thought you should be a part of it.

Lily: Oh, and the fact that meg and I will probably be sharing the same room, that didn't have anything to do with it?

Holden: Well, maybe a little bit.

Lily: Unbelievable! What are you gonna do, bribe her to babysit me?

Holden: That's a good idea. I might do that. Hey!

Lily: I should be seriously insulted by this.

Holden: You should be flattered.

Lily: Flattered?

Holden: Yeah. 'Cause I think my wife is so beautiful that any man would be a fool not to go after her.

Lily: You put it that way. You know, they do say flattery will get you everywhere.

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