ATWT Best Lines Wednesday 4/1/09

As The World Turns Best Lines Wednesday 4/1/09


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Janet: Honey, why aren't you in school?

Liberty: Uh, Parker and I talked about it. We decided we were entitled to a, uh, "My life's really weird. I need to get a grip on it" day.

Janet: Gee. I could use one of those days.

Carly: And honestly, it may not turn out as badly as you think.

Jack: Don't insult my intelligence.

Carly: I'm serious, Jack. Craig's not gonna do anything to hurt parker. He promised me that.

Jack: Did he cross his heart and hope to die?

Craig: Hi.

Carly: Hi.

Craig: Well, if this is gonna be good cop/bad cop, I hope you're the one with the handcuffs.

Jack: This is the man in charge of our son's future. Very reassuring.

Paul: I expect you to make good on the promises that you've made. I expect to see times and dates and places, and I don't need -- you know what? Actually, I would love some photographs. That would be great.

Lucy: You're sick.

Paul: This is the medical consensus.

Meg: Okay, I think you should leave now, or I'm calling the police.

Paul: And right after that, I'm gonna call Craig and let him know that Dusty's been visiting Johnny in secret.

Meg: Go ahead. Do it. If your phone's not working, you can use mama's, and you can tell Craig anything you want, then get the hell out.

Meg: Okay, stop, stop! [ Paul sighs ] I loved you, Paul, but you repeatedly lied to me.

Paul: And I manipulated you, and I made your life hell. Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. You were going to say something.

Meg: How can you be so calm about this?

Paul: Oh, boy, I can't win, can I? If I get upset, if I get emotional, then there's something wrong with me. If I'm perfectly calm, then there's still something wrong with me! I'm damned if I do! I'm damned if I don't!

Parker: I think that would be just too weird. We -- we'd rather stay at the hotel.

Craig: Oh, and I would love to keep you both in the lap of luxury. But unfortunately, I can no longer afford your minibar habit, especially when there's a much more economical option available to you now.

Craig: You've been quiet since the younger generation left. A silent Carly Tenney. I hope that's not one of the signs of the apocalypse.

Carly: Thank you.

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