ATWT Best Lines Monday 3/16/09

As The World Turns Best Lines Monday 3/16/09


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Paul: Tail Lucy. I mean, I'd do it myself, but, you know, I'm here with Eliza and it's suited perfectly for you, you know? It's right up your alley. You're great at stalking, 'cause you run that rag of a newspaper.

Emily: Okay, are you -- are you insulting me or are you asking me for help? Because if you're asking me for help, you really ought to be nicer about it.

Paul: Please. Please, my dear friend, Emily, would you be so kind as to assist me in determining what the hell's going on with Lucy Montgomery?

Emily: Very funny. I come here for a free lunch and end up paying the tab? No way. You want to spy on Lucy, do it yourself.

Meg: Yeah, that sounds good. It'll give me enough time to look beautiful.

Dusty: You're already beautiful.

Meg: Aww, and you're sweet -- for a liar.

Emily: Meg's moved on.

Paul: Meg and I have a child together. We'll always be tied to each other.

Emily: Yes, that's lovely, so you should focus on your child and stop obsessing on the child's mother.

Paul: Don't you think this is what's best for Eliza -- to have her parents together? You and I -- we both grew up with single moms. We didn't turn out so good, did we?

Emily: Hey, speak for yourself. I like the way I turned out. I've got a life. I've got a job.

Paul: Your circulation's dropping like a rock. You need a hot story.

Emily: Oh my god! "Designer vodka coming to a liquor store near you?" Stop the presses! That's a real banner headline. That'll keep them lining up at newsstands, won't it?

Noah: Me too. It's just gonna be for the summer, though.

Luke: Oh, no, I'm cool with that. I mean, if it turns out you have some weird habits that I don't know about, you know, like if you snore like a buzz saw or if you have some strange hankering for deep-dish anchovy every night at 10:00, I am out of there.

Noah: Yep, that's me. Well, if you mess with my classic-film collection, it's gonna be you who's out first, mister.

Paul: It's just, uh, when I saw him buying you clothes, I figured things were getting serious.

Meg: Well, you figured wrong. Don't gloat, Paul, and don't start popping champagne. This changes nothing between us.

Emily: Just one more question, please, off the record, of course. I'm just kind of fuzzy on this one now. You forgave Lucy for kidnapping Johnny because she gave you a free pass for kidnapping her all those years ago, is that how it worked?

Craig: I'm not discussing this with you.

Emily: It's all in the family, isn't it? I mean, for the Montgomery's. Kidnapping -- the gift that keeps on giving.

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