ATWT Best Lines Wednesday 3/4/09

As The World Turns Best Lines Wednesday 3/4/09


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Henry: Maggie said you called and switched your order from coffee to tea.

Vienna: Yes, tea goes with my new look.

Henry: Your new look? Hmm. That's a new spin on the beefy barista and coy, college coed, perhaps?

Carly: They're terrible. Don't even look at them.

Craig: Hmm.

Carly: Oh.

Craig: Horrific. Ghastly.

Carly: What? Did you run out of insults? How about atrocious, disgusting, egotistical?

Carly: You didn't say that to him, did you? 'Cause now he thinks we're up here having sex!

Craig: I asked him for two rooms, Carly. What he thinks is that he made $100 for not giving me what I want!

Craig: I was just thinking how great it's going to be to call that guy Stan and tell him to take his nightclubs and shove them.

Carly: Well, I think he probably got the idea when you punched him.

Craig: You think?

[ Carly laughing ]

Craig: What's so funny?

Carly: You. You're punch drunk.

Carly: You kept pouring those -- those drinks of vodka. And then you told me that you were too drunk to drive.

Craig: I was too drunk to drive.

Carly: You seemed extraordinarily coordinated just now!

Craig: Well, thank you very much (in an Elvis voice)

Carly: How could you? How could you trick me into having sex with you?

Craig: Carly, if I were going to put into that kind of energy into tricking you into having sex with me, I would have gotten the luxury suite, some room service and at least 72 hours in order to get my fill.

[ Knock on door ]

Henry: Ignore it.

Vienna: No.

Henry: No, no.

Vienna: It might be Katie. They were scooping out her eggs today!

Henry: Oh. I'm in fertility hell!

Henry: Look, Brad fertilizing your eggs was never part of the picture. Even with a turkey baster.

Vienna: But just think of it as a chemistry project.

Henry: I don't want his chemistry anywhere near your chemistry, okay! He's my friend! It'd be like you were sleeping together!

Vienna: No, that's silly! We would never sleep together.

Henry: That is the image I have in my head!

Vienna: Well, just, just think of it in a different way. Think of it as, uh, as you being a blackboard salesman and I'm the school teacher.

Henry: No, no, no, no, no. No vision, no fantasy, nothing like that. Okay? Not even a lobotomy could wipe from my brain the picture of -- the way I would rather not picture you, okay?

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