ATWT Best Lines Monday 1/5/09

As The World Turns Best Lines Monday 1/5/09


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Craig: Of course, there is such a thing as being too generous. You never know when that little bit of bone marrow might come in handy.

Katie: You are so warped.

Craig: No, I'm just humbled to be in the presence of two such beautiful angels of mercy.

Vienna: Oh, have you ever seen him so happy?

Maddie: Only at a poker table when he has the winning hand.

Craig: Well, excuse me for my concern. There's only so much loss I can take.

Katie: Oh, right, I forgot, because everything's about you.

Craig: You know what I mean.

Katie: Right, yeah, I do. It's your world. We all get to visit, though.

Katie: You know, instead of whining about how much you've lost in your life, you might want to try and help someone else for a change.

Craig: As I said, you two are very noble. I don't do noble.

Katie: It's just a test, Craig. A good deed will probably help you balance out your karmic ledger.

Craig: Oh, I didn't realize you were an accountant.

Katie: You know what? Forget it. I'm sure his bone marrow's toxic, anyway.

Craig: All right, all right. I'll let you test, as long as you promise to stop treating me like the enemy.

Vienna: Oh, come on, Mr. Peacock. You'll get a free doughnut if you buy the book. And besides, you come in here every day to see Henry. Wouldn't you want to get to know him a little better?

Mr. Peacock: I'd rather get to know you better.

Henry: This is a diner, not an escort agency.

Craig: I'm not your bro, and I want to know what's wrong with my sister.

Brad: She's my wife, do I look like something's wrong with her?

Craig: Frankly, you never look like you have anything going on in your head.

Brad: That's a good one, Craigster! But you know, I am not as dumb as I look.

Craig: I'll have to take your word on that.

Brad: Yes, she told me, but she doesn't want me to tell you. So how about lunch? You know, at Al's Diner, the special is Vienna's famous barbeque rib soup.

Craig: Sounds like something they'd serve in jail. Thanks, I'll pass.

Brad: You won't do it for Katie?

Craig: Why would she care if we have lunch?

Brad: Look, I don't know, it was her idea. Maybe she thinks that we can patch things up if you and I get to know each other.

Craig: Honestly? I've gotten the impression she wants nothing to do with me at all.

Brad: You know how ladies -- you know, they don't know what they want until we tell them. You coming?

Craig: Well, how can I argue with such impeccable logic?

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