ATWT Best Lines Monday 12/1/08

As The World Turns Best Lines Monday 12/1/08


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Brian: I just didn't think it would be healthy for her to be in the house while it's under construction. All the dust, and then men and the noise, coming and going, wouldn't be good for her recovery. So we're going to be in my suite until the job's done.

Lily: You, my mother and all her accoutrements --

Meg: We just have a problem. That tree is huge, I don't think it's going to stand up in this room!

Paul: No, no. We're going to cut a hole in the ceiling, so there'll be like, a little tree with an angel on it upstairs.

Meg: Oh, well that's very creative.

Paul: Yeah?

Meg: Not practical.

Paul: Okay. You're right. I'll go get an axe, chop this thing down to size.

Meg: I didn't know I was married to Paul Bunyan.

Paul: You're not, you're married to Santa Claus. But sssh, I'm undercover.

Brian: Well as long as we're together, we could live in a tent.

Lucinda: Even I have my limits.

Luke: Yeah, I didn't know if I'd feel like a loser. You know, being back home like i was in high school again or something.

Holden: So we can't give you that 9:00 curfew?

Paul: And private dance lessons until Eliza starts medical school!

Meg: Wow, do you hear that? Santa wants you to be a dancing doctor!

Paul: There's that too, you know.

Meg: You know, what if she decides that she wants to be a trucker?

Paul: I'll get her an 18-wheeler.

Noah: Wait, back up. Brian came onto you? I mean, this is the guy you're always saying is a big homophobe.

Luke: Uh, yeah. The gentleman doth protest too much?

Dusty: How did you find her?

Paul: Oh, yeah, how ever did I find a redhead artist with a minor in drama who was hard-up for cash? Woo-hoo, that was -- that was tough.

Luke: Even though I am the only person that knows what a huge mistake it is? What would she say if she knew the truth about the super stud that she married?

Brian: Sarcasm is beneath you.

Luke: Yeah, well I am so sorry for that. But living a double life -- that's not beneath you, is it?

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