As The World Turns Best Lines Monday 9/22/08
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Chris: Yeah, I have to go feed Morty before he chews up the rest of the carpet.
Alison: Well, he doesn't like his chew toys?
Chris: Not when he can do enough damage that'll cost me next month's salary.
Jack: No, it's Jack Snyder, Henry.
Henry: Oh, oh. Oh, great! A cop and a spawn of Stenbeck. Just what the doctor ordered.
Paul: We need your help, Henry.
Henry: No, I don't think so. No, the last time I helped you, I ended up in a wine-tasting marathon with daddy dearest.
Jack: You hooked Paul up with Derek Coburn?
Henry: Great! First your dad tortures me, and then you throw me to the wolves!
Jack: Anything you say is off the record, Henry.
Henry: Says the detective.
Jack: I'm not a detective anymore.
Henry: You're not? What happened, Jack?
Paul: Can we sort out Jack's little career crisis some other time, please?
Jack: Where do you think you're going?
Derek: You got nothing on me!
Jack: I got kidnapping. Bonnie, call Dallas. Tell him Christmas is coming early this year.
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