ATWT Best Lines Monday 8/18/08

As The World Turns Best Lines Monday 8/18/08


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Meg: But you're doing it for my family, and you could lose your shirt.

Paul: I'm married now. I was kind of hoping to lose my shirt.

Meg: Oh.

Paul: Might be a better idea, though, if you lose your shirt.

Meg: Paul!

Paul: Tell you what -- why don't we go tell mike that he can start the cleanup and then I'm gonna take you home and hide all your shirts.

Lucinda: Wait a minute. Who is this Lucinda character that always gets her way? I don't -- I think she's getting annoyed at being referred to as a third person.

Brian: I could say you're beautiful when you're annoyed.

Lucinda: That might annoy me even more.

Brian: I knew that.

Bob: Now look, if you're looking for female companionship, there are a lot of other women. Your mother said that at W.O.A.K., There's this young woman who thinks that you're really hot. I can't think of her name.

Chris: Dad. Whoa, whoa, dad. You just used the word "hot" to describe me. Turn back now before we fall deeper into the abyss, okay?

Chris: Hmm.

Aaron: "Hmm"? What's that supposed to mean?

Chris: Well, that's med speak for "it looks like you got a nasty infection brewing." Now, you can let me take a closer look, treat you here and now, or you could be stubborn, waste two hours, and have someone take you to the emergency room. Or you can ignore the infection and die. It's your choice.

Paul: Really? 'Cause I was hoping that -- well, you knew people.

Henry: If you are saying what I think you are saying, you don't want to know these people.

Paul: I'll take my chances.

Henry: No, no, no, no. Taking your chances is not wearing sunscreen in Miami. These are dangerous people, Paul, with a capital "d," which means "death," which could happen to you. You can forget about it, buddy.

Lily: Here's what I want -- no lies. What do you want?

Mike: Us being friends, having fun.

Lily: Sounds good. And I want that friendship to last even if the sex doesn't.

Mike: Well, I want the sex to last as long as humanly possible and for the friendship to last even longer.

Paul: Right. So, do I meet your requirements?

Derek: Indeed. You exceed expectations.

Paul: So do you. I was expecting more of a wise guy.

Derek: Yeah, I get that a lot. People watch too much TV. But not looking like an extra from “The Sopranos" helps me stay in business. I believe this is what you're looking for.

Bonnie: Well, I didn't think so till you just made that crack about dropping Paul as a client. So what's he into, Henry?

Henry: That is bartender-customer privileged information.

Bonnie: There is no such thing.

Henry: Bonnie, you know what, just -- just stay away from him, okay? 'Cause if he's not careful, he's not only gonna need a lawyer, he's gonna need a doctor.

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