ATWT Best Lines Wednesday 7/30/08

As The World Turns Best Lines Wednesday 7/30/08


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Liberty: We're listening to music, okay?

Brad: I don't hear any music.

Liberty: 'Cause we're listening to it on that --

Brad: On top of each other?

Liberty: No, next to each other. God.

Brad: And what is this for? To protect your ears from the really loud music (as he holds up a condom)?

Jack: Oh, hey. I was gonna call you and let you know that we were back.

Carly: Well, the tackle box in my living room sort of gave it away.

[ Jack chuckles ] Sorry about that.

Carly: That's okay. Why did you come back early?

Jack: Well, the fish weren't biting, and our son wasn't talking, so I figured it'd be better if I put us both out of our misery.

Henry: I think it would do us so much good, sweetheart, I really do. I think a nice warm, tropical beach. We could play in the sand. We could erase any obvious tan lines. We could -- we could talk about things.

Vienna: A beach sounds nice.

Hen: That's my girl. That is my girl. I'll get my duffel bag.

Vienna: Yeah, but a beach without you sounds even better.

Katie: Okay, you've made your point. Where are you going?

Brad: Look, I tried things your way. We are gonna work a few things out.

Katie: Can't you do that here, where there are witnesses?

Brad: Why didn't you tell me about this?

Jack: We were handling it, Brad.

Brad: You're not handling anything, man! He's still breathing!

Liberty: Oh, my God! Oh, my God. What was he like when you saw him?

Janet: Um, I'm sure he's calmed down by now.

Liberty: Dead daughter walking!

Janet: No, no, no, listen. Stop it. Listen to me. I'm gonna go talk to Jack and try and get things back to normal and see what I can do, all right?

Liberty: Okay, well, make sure to come pick up my remains.

Janet: Liberty, sweetheart, you're gonna be okay. I love you.

Liberty: I love you, too.

Katie: So, you want something to eat while we wait?

Liberty: I'm way too nervous for a last meal.

Katie: And exactly how do you see that happening?

Brad: He's just gonna be with her from now on, night and day, like a 280-pound shield.

Liberty: No! No way! Katie, really, seriously, you talk him out of this. I mean, you even have to admit that this is ridiculous.

Katie: I know.

Liberty: Where's the yelling? Come on, where's the yelling? I want the yelling. I mean, look at him. He probably eats live goats for breakfast. You can't leave me alone with him, please.

Jack: You keep saying that, but I'm not real thankful that my 15-year-old kid just lost his virginity, condom or no condom. So don't act like I should take him out for a beer.

Katie: Maybe we could take her to the studio with us? We could keep a good eye on her there.

Liberty: Yeah, I'd really like to go to the studio with you guys.

Brad: Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, as long as Ugo comes along.

Liberty: Well, considering he can't fit through a door.

Brad: Is that a no? That's a no. Okay, that's a no. Sorry, can't do it. I'll see you later. Katie, we have do go.

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