ATWT Best Lines Monday 6/2/08

As The World Turns Best Lines Monday 6/2/08


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Meg: Nothing, I just thought I heard something.

Paul: Yeah, the other shoe dropping, probably.

Carly: Buy? Oh, no, no. Henry, your money's no good here.

Henry: Really? Aha, and you're giving things away for free because?

Carly: Because, Henry, you're gonna do me a little favor.

Henry: A little -- can I get my drink first, please? Oh, come on.

Carly: Oh! You look wet.

Henry: Really? Well, water does that.

Sage: Don't worry, Mommy. I can put on an apron and be a waitress.

Carly: No, you can't.

Sage: I bet I could even get really good tips.

Henry: I bet you could put mommy in jail by breaking the child labor laws.

Carly: Henry, how would you like another martini?

Henry: No, no, no, no. I draw the line at babysitting. No, I did my time with all my sisters braiding my hair. You want to see the bald spot? No, Carly, no, no.

Carly: Henry, I just need you to watch Metro for a little while, while I look after Sage. Please, please. You can have as many martinis as you want, all right?

Henry: As many martinis as I want?

Carly: Just use the cheap vodka.

Henry: And now, what can I get for you, ma'am? Bonnie. How'd you like a glass of arsenic?

Bonnie: Henry, I'm not in the mood.

Henry: Really? Did the big, bad lawyer have a tough day?

Bonnie: Believe it or not, I actually tried to help you.

Henry: Yeah, you tried to help me walk away with my tail between my legs. Vienna was right about you.

Bonnie: You know what, whatever she told you, she wasted no time telling me the same thing.

Henry: Really? I wish I'd been there to see it. Did she call you, like, a lowlife? That's one of her favorites.

Henry: You're right. What do I have to lose, really? This calls for a toast. And, since Carly left me behind the bar --

Bonnie: Oh, foolish woman.

Henry: Desperate woman, really.

Margo: Oh, well, if it isn't my favorite ex-brother -- well, one of my favorite ex-brother-in-laws.

Henry: Vienna, I stood around and I watched gray give you all the things that I couldn't afford to give you. And I feel like he is looking up at us now and he is laughing. And all I can hope is that his feet are on fire.

Henry: That's my girl. Okay. Well, all right. Bonnie, Vienna is on board. We are now one big, happy, conspiratorial family.

Bonnie: Oh, goodie.

Vienna: If you try anything --

Bonnie: What are you gonna do? Get my order wrong?

Henry: Okay, meow, meow meow, meow. Ladies, if this is gonna work, we're gonna have to retract the claws, all right?

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