ATWT Best Lines Wednesday 5/28/08

As The World Turns Best Lines Wednesday 5/28/08

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Paul: Come on, Meg, it's just a party. It's not a seminar on the sub-prime mortgage crisis.

Paul: It would be great if you could come. I mean, if nothing else, to prove that we can be in the same room together without me being hauled off in handcuffs.

Meg: You mean the two of us having a civil conversation, kind of like now?

Paul: Yeah, like now. Two times in the same week. That's like a record for us.

Alison: Oh, God, I'm afraid to look. If I fail Physics, I'm flunking out! Not to mention my mother will kill me.

Amy: Want to know how you did?

Alison: I'd rather have my spleen removed.

Amy: Well, before you donate your vital organs to science, there's good news. You passed! Just barely, but you made it.

Alison: Oh, I don't care if it was by the skin of my hippocampus. I passed? Yay, thank god!

Amy: I don't think the hippocampus has skin.

Alison: Well, whatever. Either way, mine right now is shouting for joy! Yay!

Chris: Heard you passed your exam. Congratulations.

Alison: Yeah, it was kind of like surviving a near death experience, but, you know, considering the alternative, I will take it.

Paul: Right, because of the restraining order, which is something that I've been meaning to talk to you about, because, you know, you and I, we've been running into each other a lot, and I know it's nothing that I've done, so I just want to know, are you following me?

[ Meg chuckles ]

Paul: Are you?

Meg: No.

Paul: Okay, just checking.

Chris: No. I swear I didn't cheat. The trick is to use your muscle memory, let your sense of direction guide you.

Alison: Okay, if that was true, people could drive blindfolded.

Chris: No, I wouldn't recommend that.

Henry: I don’t know if you have noticed but Paul can be quite possessive and psychotic.

Mike: Meg says that he has changed.

Henry: Before you take that to heart, be sure you have a note from his shrink.

Henry: I hope you have a wonderful time tomorrow night Mike…. but carry a weapon just in case.

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