ATWT Best Lines Monday 4/28/08

As The World Turns Best Lines Monday 4/28/08


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Katie: Would you excuse us for just a second? Come here. Well, my dear, you have arrived. This is so classic. Old girlfriend comes out of the woodwork --

Brad: She wasn't a girlfriend.

Katie: Well, whatever. She sees you on TV, she remembered you from high school, she sends in her little daughter to cash in. It's one of the problems of celebrity.

Brad: So this means I'm a celebrity. Huh.

Katie: Just stop gloating and go tell that girl there's no way you're her father. There's no way you're her father, is there?

Brad: Well, there could kind of maybe be a way. Come on, I was in high school. She was juicy Janet. Come on.

Brad: It was junior prom, Katie. I was 17. How old are you? How old?

Liberty: 16, almost 17.

Brad: Okay, you know what? Look, I'm awful in math. Uh -- and meanwhile, it could all be a total coincidence.

Brad: So, what am I gonna say, "hey, juicy. Hey, how's it going? Something you forgot to tell me?" I explained about the juice thing already.

Emily: Well, you know what? It proves everything I wrote in "the Intruder" was the truth.

Margo: Well, good. You'll be a shoe-in for muckraker of the year.

Brad: No, it's not that. No. She's my daughter. At least she says she is.

Susan: She must be pretty desperate to claim you as the daddy.

Brad: That's right. And you can help her out by proving her wrong.

Susan: Okay. Let's put everybody out of their misery. What's her name? You don't know her name?

Brad: I'm -- I'm so unpaternal. I'm so not her father. Okay, uh -- okay. Um, I'm sorry. What's your name?

Liberty: It's liberty.

Brad: Why would your mother name you that?

Liberty: I don't know. Why don't you ask her?

Katie: That's it? That's all you're gonna say to your mom?

Liberty: We don't talk much.

Brad: Yeah, I remember that about your mother.

Margo: Well, you know, between him being held hostage and vegging on our couch, I know what my choice would be.

Tom: Well, it's not that simple, and you know that. It's not like Emily has crazy judges breaking into her office every day of the week,

Carly: Come on, seven. Mama needs a new pair of shoes.

Sage: But mommy, you already have lots of shoes.

Carly: It's an expression, sweetie. Oh, no!

Holden: Yeah! Farm Snyders win, city Snyders lose.

Carly: Gloating does not become you.

Holden: Yeah, but winning does.

Margo: Okay, get over here and hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me quick before I run after him and grab him, throw him on the sofa, and jam that remote control in his hand myself.

Liberty: And thanks for the movie, too.

Brad: Yeah, I wanted to see it anyway. Slasher movies are real uplifting.

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